So it turns out that I don’t think I got that job. That classmate hasn’t gotten back to me with a new link, so I guess they filled all their spots. Kind of disappointing, but not the end of the world. It’s not like I need a job, after all. Something weird seems to have happened with my Twitter account, however; I keep sending out random tweets…
I tried clicking on the link to see what would happen, but it was a dead link. The next day in class, a few of my classmates asked me what the joke was that I had sent. I was kind of off guard, but wanted to make a good impression, so thought up something halfway decent on the spot. A few of the girls were pretty cute, after all.
The next couple of days even more random ones appeared:
This kind of pissed me off. I have never used weight loss products in my life; I keep myself in prime physical condition through exercise and decent genetics. But, lo and behold, a couple of more people asked me about it in class. Not just hefty guys, either. So in a way, this unintentional Tweeting is helping me make new friends. Could it be a virus? I suppose, but I don’t really have an inkling on how to get rid of it. And it’s helping me overcome my social awkwardness in the ‘real world,’ which isn’t really a bad thing at all. Guess we’ll just wait and see how this plays out, and if the non-me Tweets will eventually stop. Stay tuned.


